Leicester City v Stoke City What a time to be alive. Hot on the heels of my eBay account hack and the whole sorry saga of the Costa Rican dildos, I learn that outraged customers have been calling the police and members of parliament to complain about KFC running out of chicken. The BBC have actually declared the KFC chicken shortage to be a ‘crisis'. Given the national meltdown over fried chicken, I'm not sure this country is actually ready for the level of potential disruption from a no-deal Brexit. Or even a Jamie Vardy hat-trick against Stoke, who have been Kentucky Fried F**king Awful for the most part this season. Betting: Vardy to score a hat-trick at 33/1 (Paddy Power)  ...
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