Morning guys and gals. A little ‘funny’ for you all this morning which I stole off of the internet. My apologies in advance for the language… Christmas Dinner…. I have concluded that the inevitable stress of Christmas dinner is created by adverts, supermarkets and TV chefs. It's a Sunday lunch for goodness sake!!! We do it quite happily 51 weeks of the year but can we the consumers be trusted to manage by ourselves on one day of the year…apparently not! Here goes… 1. Turkey – It's a big fecking chicken that's all, 20 minutes per lb plus 20 minutes at 180 degrees – jobs a good un! Get yourselves a meat thermometer and poke it in the offending bird if...
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