1 Now it came to pass that Wenger kept the Gooner flock of N5, the Goonerites, and he led the flock to the backside of the trophy desert, and came to the mountain of the three recent FA Cups. 2 And the angel of the Lord appeared unto him in a flame of fire out of the midst of a bush: and he looked, and, behold, the bush burned with fire, and the bush was not consumed. 3 And Wenger said, I will now turn aside, and see this great sight, why the bush is not burnt. 4 And when the Lord saw that he turned aside to see, God called unto him out of the midst of the bush, and said, Wenger, Wenger. And he said, Here am I. 5 And he said, it is time to tender thy resignation, for thou hast achieved...
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